You or Me
By: Dale Green and others

Hello, ladies and Gentlemen, I am a diagnosed schizophrenic.  For those of you who do not know, schizophrenia is mental disorder that causes people to hear and see things that are "not there".  Note I said that I am a DIAGNOSED schizophrenic.  Tell me this:  How do you know that YOU aren't crazy?  Huh? Did you ever think of that?  You say that I am crazy because I hear and see things that you can not; how is that my problem?  And think about this: How do you know that the people that you see and talk to on a regular basis are actually there?  Perhaps THEY are just figments of YOUR chemical imbalance-induced delusions.  But why am I labeled as an insane person?  I'll tell you why... it's because that's what the government wants me to be labeled as; they know that I know all their secrets and the best way for them to stop me is to make me a social outcast.  I'll be honest, The government tries to control me by sending radio waves into my brain by way of soviet satellites.  Now, I bet you are thinking “Whoa!  This guy IS nuts", but did you know that the Government is sending radio waves into YOUR brains?  Yup!  They're telling you that I'm crazy, but you don't even know it.  They tell you that they aren't doing it, and you believe them.  Now that I have said all that, I want you to do me a favor.  Tell me… who is really the insane one: me or you?