"They say tragedy comes in threes, but here in Hylia field, two is the magic number. On the same day that Zelda, the daughter of the biggest import-export guy --- big enough to be called 'The King' --- was kidnapped, some thugs shook down an armored truck carrying the Triforce, a relic that makes the Hope Diamond look like a cubic zirconium. The joke's on them, though; that truck was only carrying ONE piece.
"Not wanting to put all of my cucco eggs in one basket, I decided to follow up on the Triforce case, first. Don't get me wrong, I love rich Hylian dames... But my uncle always taught me that rupees tend to bring drama, especially when women are involved.
"Not having anything anything to go on, I smelled out my favorite rat, the Happy "Mask" Salesman, who pointed me to the docks on Hyrule Bay, after some... Persuasion, of course.
“Wanting to be as inconspicuous as possible, I decided to forgo taking my own vehicle to the docks, and instead opted to utilize pu